Homework: Do me do me.
Internet: Don’t listen to that slut.
Thanks, Alex :D Have a nice day.
I’m off to bed finally. Good morning, world. I’ll see you in two hours or so.
I’ve got to wake up at 4:30 am for a competition. The best thing to do in this situation is stay up until 2. Check. Now, we get to see if I can wake up in a couple of hours!
navigatemelove: jrspiderpig: I have butt dimples. “Feel my butt dimples! No homo!” Hetero? xD <.< >.>
Dut. Dut. Step.: I could punch you both in the... →
navigatemelove: To the first person: You’re a freshman. Grow up. We’re past elementary school mind games. I’ll be honest with you. I DON’T LIKE YOU. Don’t come to me, his ex-girlfriend either. Don’t complain about how he’s treating you like shit, blah blah blah. QUIT BEING A SLUT FOR THE FIRST THING. A guy like…
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Wow. I hope someone is counting, because I definitely am not.– Me during any long rest or held note in orchestra. (via veganeurotica)
Me: I could do it, you know
Me: Get off tumblr, do my homework
Tumblr: You wouldn't make it 5 minutes
I would like to thank youtube for...
charlottewinchester: Am I the only one who writes fanfiction in their head when they’re trying to sleep? Me away from a computer: “And then the plot will go this way, this way, this way, this way, and this way. Oh! And this, this, this, this, this, and this will happen, and they’ll go here, and there, and…” etc. Me when I open up my stories: “What is...
Last night, I had my first dream about Lily that I’ve had in years.
My relationship fell apart.
Here comes a wave of posts about cats, music, food, and skyrim…